Re: a CRUISE, can you write an amusing little tale that includes 5 of these lines, just for the fun of it?
1. Girls just wanna have fu-un. Ohhhh, girls just wanna have fun. They just wanna.
2. Fourscore and seven years ago.
3. We are approaching the Burmuda Triangle…..Gulp!
4. I saw an angel……Of that I’m sure.
5.There are uncorrelated lights approaching from the south…..LOOK!
6. You packed your COMIC BOOKS but forgot my DRAMAMINE??!!
7. Storms, tidal waves,earthquakes and other miscellaneous natural disasters.
8. ( YOu choose a Doris Day movie title as one of your lines)
9. I never realized until now just how quirky you truely are.
10. That ain’t Flipper…..It’s JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS
I’m sailing on my Honeymoon cruise.
Who am I?? … Look for the clues!!
I’ve been called a siren throughout the ages,
But you won’t find me in the Yellow Pages.
I once dated A YOUNG MAN WITH A HORN.
He told me just to call him Unicorn!
I prefer ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS
Because, I myself, have no knees!
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO,
I met someone in the deep blue sea below.
Now here I am a half-fish bride spooning in June,
With the Creature from the Black Lagoon
My beloved has gills and I have lungs,
He carried me up the ship ladder’s rungs..
I SAW AN ANGEL FISH, OF THAT I AM SURE.
Or maybe, it was really only a fishing lure!
WE ARE APPROACHING THE BURMUDA TRIANGLE…GULP
Will we disappear in a swirling vortex, or be beaten to a bloody pulp??
Can anyone save us? … Say, the Skipper, Flipper or Santa Claus?????
Uh! Oh!…THAT AIN‘T Skipper, FLIPPER, Or Claus….IT’S JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaws is a great white shark featured in a very scary movie called “JAWS.“
Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo
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